Tag: The Asylum

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) – By Baron Craze

CHOMPFEST 2023 This movie is horrendously atrocious, and very little saves it from becoming one our infamous ‘DOA Reviewed’ films, and that salvation is the form of using a rarity in nature showcased in the film, yes, the two heads. That concept is based from the principle of a 2-headed animal which is called polycephaly…


New Releases for February 1 to 13, 2023

FEBRUARY 7 The Revenge of La Llorna (2006) DVD PRINCIPAL CAST: Jim Andrews, Carlos Javier Castillo, Thomas Curitore DIRECTOR: Terrance Williams SYNOPSIS: A reality TV crew spends the night in a house rumored to be haunted by “La Llorona,” a vengeful, scorned ghost, out to punish all who invade her domain. The host of the…


Swim (2021) – By Baron Craze

Part of The Horror Times “SHARK WEEK MADNESS” As many can perceive the summer season is filled of shark invested waters, after all it is their home, but for horror fans it’s another wave of animal attack flicks, none ever achieve the popularity nor the longevity of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws [1975]; although The Meg [2018]…


DOA Review: 5-Headed Shark Attack (2017) – By Baron Craze

Well this month, and the 30th Anniversary of Shark Week, felt it was only proper to venture down to the coast that borders one side of the DOA graveyard, to the other side there’s swamp, however not going to tell what else surrounds these wretched grounds. Hence I located another hideous creation, masking itself with…


DOA Review: 12/12/12 (2012) – By Baron Craze

CASE NUMBER #012 Covered in the heavy undergrowth within the grounds now known as the DOA Reviews, with your grave-keeper I, Baron, we discovered a rarity, a Blu-ray release from the maestros of low-budget horror The Asylum films, and one of their many apocalyptic films, called 12/12/12.  The movie, released 5-years ago this year on…


DOA Review: Supercroc (2007) – By Baron Craze

DOA Review Case #0103 Supercroc marks the first feature film of director Scott Harper’s career, surprisingly enough his second directorial movie AVH: Alien vs. Hunter came out 9-months after this one, which happens to be much better than that one. Though Scott is not a newcomer to the industry mostly works as a visual effects…