Tag: DOA Review

DOA Review: 5-Headed Shark Attack (2017) – By Baron Craze

Well this month, and the 30th Anniversary of Shark Week, felt it was only proper to venture down to the coast that borders one side of the DOA graveyard, to the other side there’s swamp, however not going to tell what else surrounds these wretched grounds. Hence I located another hideous creation, masking itself with…


DOA Review: Platoon of the Dead (2009) – By Baron Craze

CASE NUMBER: #108 Once more, venture down the overgrown path into the land of DOA, where wretched discoveries await, the movies so dreadful that even the rescue squads couldn’t aid in recovery. This month’s its Platoon of the Dead written and directed by John Bowker (the last movie he directed) , a low-budget zombie film, which forgot…


DOA Review: 12/12/12 (2012) – By Baron Craze

CASE NUMBER #012 Covered in the heavy undergrowth within the grounds now known as the DOA Reviews, with your grave-keeper I, Baron, we discovered a rarity, a Blu-ray release from the maestros of low-budget horror The Asylum films, and one of their many apocalyptic films, called 12/12/12.  The movie, released 5-years ago this year on…


DOA Review: Zombie Island Massacre (1984) – By Baron Craze

CASE NUMBER: #107 First, technically no zombies exist in the overall concept of the film, I know it says zombie and massacre, these words merely used out of context, for example while the movie shows one undead creature its quickly disposed of thereby ending the attack. The zombie in this flick relates to the voodoo…


DOA Review: Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015) – By Baron Craze

This review originally posted on The Horror Syndicate, however it appears here with a little more insight, and under the new format seen often this website, it had 321 views and still garnishing more views. CASE NUMBER #009 Another week of DOA Reviews, and the hunt for more unmarked graves continues, many of these films…


DOA Review: Bigfoot Horror Camp (2017) – By Baron Craze

  CASE NUMBER: #106 This movie technically contains no plot, wait, it must have something, what it does contain are bits of other films which have zero impact or basis for their inclusion. It’s not a version of the Mystery Science Theatre, or Riff Tracks, that’s far too good for this film, which the filmmakers…


DOA: All Sinners Night (2014) – by Baron Craze

DOA CASE NUMBER #007 (Revisited) This review was originally done on The Horror Syndicate site in March of 2017 with a mere 366 views, however that actually occurred before a set format and tended more for length rather than clear cut examination of the movie. Therefore, let’s walk into land of the DOA where many…


DOA Review: Search for the Beast (1997) – By Baron Craze

DOA CASE NUMBER #105 Once again, the adventure into the land of DOA commences, this time the unearthing of what some called one of the ‘worst films ever made’ a phrase often tossed about with a basis for it. Some consider the Tom Cruise flick The Mummy the worst ever too, it’s not even close…


DOA Review: Midnight Macabre (2017) – By Baron Craze

DOA CASE NUMBER #104 This time wandering through the unmarked graves in the Land of DOA, one discovers this strange (not necessary in a good manner) anthology film Midnight Macabre, a solid title, but with numerous technical issues and a rough storyline from director and writer Joe Haugh, for his studio Messenger for the Damned…


DOA Review: A Zombie Croc: Evil Has Been Summoned (2015) – By Baron Craze

DOA Review Case #0102 Greetings, once more we enter into the land of DOA, where the films here find themselves buried in unmarked graves hidden by the overgrowth, this time it’s a misplaced case file #102. Why did that happen? Likely because it made the investigator have far too many headaches to complete the report,…