Tag: DOA Review

DOA Review: Dracula Reborn [2015] – By Baron Craze

CASE NUMBER #024: First, and unbelievably true that Dracula Reborn [2015] is not the worst of the worst, the column of DOA already proven that fact time and time again, nor is it the most atrocious vampire flick, that goes to Sorority House Vampires [1998] however, this pitiful movie begs for a stake in the…


DOA Review: Night of Horror (1981) – By Baron Craze

    CASE NUMBER #003:   Once more it’s time to venture down the forgotten path, into the darkness to discover those movies that rank incredibly low in likes and overlooked by the horror fans, as before I accepted the mission to test the production of Night of Horror to see if it is worthy…


DOA Review: Little Red Riding Hood (2016) – By Baron Craze

    CASE NUMBER #128:   Once again, time to return the land DOA reviews, wretched horror films, that sadly haunt the genre, this time a venture into folk tales, named Little Red Riding Hood, a story whose history and origins traces back to the 10th century with several connections throughout Europe, however known from…


DOA Review: Attack of the Jurassic Shark (2012) – By Baron Craze

  CASE NUMBER #005: As one can now figure this column DOA – Dead on Arrival films that one needs not to waste their time with as this reviewer, sacrifices their time, mind, and vision to the agony in this flick. It’s known that I adore the horror genre, a Horror Historian, however some movies…


DOA Review: Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) – By Baron Craze

    CASE NUMBER #010: I clearly have no clue how to start this review, it might be the toughest to date, as I could have written a profanity tirade but that’s not my style rather taking the time to complete an autopsy of why this movie exists in the land of the DOA reviews….


DOA Review: Ax ‘Em (1992) – By Baron Craze

  Some wonder where did the concept of DOA reviews come from well everyone knows of supposedly bad movies, often a person states this movie is the worst ever, but is it really, how does one measure that, acting, direction, lacking story? Hence the discovering of what makes it so bad that it hurts one’s…


DOA Review: Jurassic Prey (2015) – By Baron Craze

    CASE NUMBER #008 Another week has come upon us to return to the land of horrendous movies, which dot the graveyard of the horror genre, and to discover if their burial is best left untouched. Though with this column you can see some filmmakers have attempted the impossible with disastrous results, and this…


DOA Review: 90210 Shark Attack (2014) – By Baron Craze

  CASE NUMBER #013   Often horror fans debate the greatest horror film ever made usually settling upon conditions, subgenres, and decades as horror conceptual designs change with newer generations, however many nitpick what’s the worst, many choose Troll 2 (1990) likely because of the dreadful content or what’s often mentioned. Nevertheless, fans dislike much,…


DOA Review: Attack of the Giant Leeches (2008) – By Baron Craze

  CASE NUMBER #113   As one unearths the forgotten and wretched movies, in the DOA Reviews, it feels only fittingly in an era of redos, reimagining, and remakes, that the tenth discovery actually becomes one of them, our first and likely not the last. Facing the truth of many of these abominations deserves a…


DOA Review: Sorority House Vampires (1998) – By Baron Craze

CASE NUMBER #126 Here is another review that must not escape the wrath of the DOA Graveyard, it like a few others found itself discovered before the location of Dead Horror Films, after careful examination, which didn’t need much, the result equals a deep burial for this carcass. AUTOPSY OF THE FILM:   A struggle…