Tag: bad horror movie

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) – By Baron Craze

Every Friday the 13th fan and Jason Voorhees fanatic knows of this film’s reputation, and the film itself, with countless reviews, therefore I am not going to dwell too long on the story as there’s some other points much more interesting to discover. There’s a bit of a backstory needed to understand how we got…


2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) – By Baron Craze

CHOMPFEST 2023 This movie is horrendously atrocious, and very little saves it from becoming one our infamous ‘DOA Reviewed’ films, and that salvation is the form of using a rarity in nature showcased in the film, yes, the two heads. That concept is based from the principle of a 2-headed animal which is called polycephaly…


Megalodon (2018) – By Baron Craze

CHOMPFEST 2023 Let’s understand why this movie isn’t in the dreaded land of DOA cemetery, it’s because while comparing it to the other marked graves it doesn’t reek to their rotting corpse level. Thereby recalling some of the dredge of shark movies that lay dormant Attack of the Jurassic Shark [2012], Raiders of the Lost…


Blood Bite (2020) – By Baron Craze

Chompfest 2023 Here is the first entry into The Horror Times 2023 Chompfest, our version of Shark Week, but let’s say this fest lost its teeth and decided to keep everything very weak. In a time of the year where numerous shark movies begin surfacing and looking to exploit fears of swimmers and terrorize dynamic…


DOA REVIEW: Virus Shark (2021) – By Baron Craze

  CASE NUMBER #0045 For those unaware of DOA existence, everyone states they have seen the worst movie, never really defining that at all, but with a shrug and say, “I didn’t like it,” sorry but that is not a valid argument. Here, I provide that reasoning is fully explored, what made the movie a…


Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – By Baron Craze

No one intends to make a big wretched Hollywood movie (we are not talking about independent studios or miniscule budgets), rather quality talent, professionalism, a decent budget how did this happen, let’s investigate… There some film franchises that keep staggering, and likely should have ended long ago Amityville and Witchcraft, but no one truly sets…


Swim (2021) – By Baron Craze

Part of The Horror Times “SHARK WEEK MADNESS” As many can perceive the summer season is filled of shark invested waters, after all it is their home, but for horror fans it’s another wave of animal attack flicks, none ever achieve the popularity nor the longevity of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws [1975]; although The Meg [2018]…


Killer Workout (1987) – By Baron Craze

One of the toughest aspects in all of filmmaking, after the financial backing is secure, is having a crew and cast respect and support, many directors have been dismissed over it, writers fired or flat-out quit due to it, and stars leaving a project due the hostilities. However, in many low to no budgets one…


Toxic Zombies (1980) – By Baron Craze

This is a special review which I have longed to do for some time, but not in the intended manner that many people would have expected, rather first I needed to find a clean copy to view and thanks to tubitv.com that finally happened. Secondly, it’s the reason behind doing this review, you see upon…


DOA: Reel Horror (1985) – By Baron Craze

  CASE NUMBER #0039 Often a person ventures to a graveyard to seek either closure or to have a fond remembrance, though there’s other reasons always, however here is the infamous DOA cemetery, a land of regret and willful moans of WTF. These movies are truly answering the age-old-question, what is the worst film ever,…