Tag: Sharks

Shark Exorcist (2015) – By Baron Craze

June 30, 2019
Archived Reviews

Before one can discuss the film Shark Exorcist, they need to understand the director, who has a cult following, and seems to be willing and wanton to tread the water of cheesy exploitation flicks, a graced the cinematic screen with An Erotic Vampire in Paris (2002) and Chainsaw Cheerleaders (2008), this is none other than…

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The Shallows (2016) – By Baron Craze

June 30, 2019
Archived Reviews

Since one week out of the year for the past 30 or so, Discovery announces a shark week, though it’s definitely become more of a commercialism adventure, and even Syfy joined with the Sharknado movies, so here is The Shallows. Director Jaume Collet-Serra (House of Wax [2005]) brings to life, with screenwriter Anthony Jaswinski (Backwoods…

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47 Meters Down (2016) – By Baron Craze

June 30, 2019
Archived Reviews

It is a very special treat when a viewer gets a stunning visual film, and it comes from screenwriters, which used a formula of caring to introduce the audience to the characters, placing an event into the mix that moves the film along in reasonable manner. Director and writer Johannes Roberts assisted by writer Ernest…

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DOA Review: 5-Headed Shark Attack (2017) – By Baron Craze

July 30, 2018
Film Reviews

Well this month, and the 30th Anniversary of Shark Week, felt it was only proper to venture down to the coast that borders one side of the DOA graveyard, to the other side there’s swamp, however not going to tell what else surrounds these wretched grounds. Hence I located another hideous creation, masking itself with…

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Shark Night 3D (2011) – Baron Craze

July 30, 2018
Archived Reviews

Lately with an abundance of shark related films, the choice of watching Discovery Channel’s Shark Week becomes a welcomed adventure, as the once feared and scary beast from Jaws [1975] is now nothing but CGI grandiose lunacy. Recently this reviewer, on a whim I ran a cursory tally of shark themed movies, which totaled over…

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Jaws 3D (1983): 35yrs of Stinking Up the Ocean – By Baron Craze

July 30, 2018
Articles

When one hears the film title Jaws, the eyes widen, and everyone hears the legendary sounds of John Williams, it shocks audiences in 1975 and caused dreadful consequence, a loathing hatred for sharks, resulting in the slaughter of many. The studio saw dollar signs, and in 1978 Jaws 2 bit into the audiences once more,…

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DOA Review: Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015) – By Baron Craze

April 19, 2018
Archived Reviews

This review originally posted on The Horror Syndicate, however it appears here with a little more insight, and under the new format seen often this website, it had 321 views and still garnishing more views. CASE NUMBER #009 Another week of DOA Reviews, and the hunt for more unmarked graves continues, many of these films…

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Coming to a Beach Near You – The Meg (2018)

April 19, 2018
Horror News

  After many rumors and false tales, this beast finally rises from the murky depths of over the vast unknown ocean, we know so much more about our solar system, that can’t be touched, and so little about the water that covers 71 percent of the surface. Our nightmares may plague us with alien creatures,…

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DOA Review: Sharkenstein (2016)

October 11, 2017
Film Reviews

DOA Review Case #0101 Once more we venture into the wasteland of the wretched movie creation, lying in an another unmarked grave with director Mark Polonia’s Sharkenstein, an obvious combination of sharks and Frankenstein, done in the cheapest and poorest manner possible, clocking in at a mere 73-minutes. The popularization of shark movies continues to…

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