Tag: DOA Review

DOA Review: Arachnicide (2014) – By Baron Craze

September 30, 2019
Film Reviews

CASE NUMBER #125   This a return to the DOA Graveyard, however this review done prior to the discovery of these hidden grounds, since then it was reevaluated and assigned this case number, just watch your step, it’s sometimes hard to get slimy or gooey off oneself, especially when trying to avoid the wretched corpses…

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DOA REVIEW: Scorpius Gigantus (2006) – By Baron Craze

February 28, 2019
Film Reviews

CASE NUMBER: #111 One, important thing, I discovered among the grounds of the dead, are the films that no one cares enough to make properly on paper, its on a rare occasion that screenwriters find themselves unconcerned with a script, without any care for the plot or character development, meaningful dialogue, when one achieves a…

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DOA Review: Aliens vs. Avatars (2011) – By Baron Craze

January 31, 2019
Archived Reviews

  CASE NUMBER #0021 The latest uncovering of a grave in the wasteland now known as the DOA, comes a completely shabby rip-off, though the filmmakers likely to tribute it more of a mockbuster, sorry it really is not that, rather this autopsy will discover its true essence lies in continuity issues and plot delivery…

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DOA REVIEW: Prison of the Dead (2000) – By Baron Craze

December 31, 2018
Film Reviews

CASE NUMBER: #110 David DeCoteau, a man has been known to overcome the smallest of budgets, and the tightest of shooting schedules, however that’s come with years of practices, the results vary greatly, such as this production found lying on the outskirts of the DOA graveyard. Prison of the Dead is definitely not what the…

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Top 10 Worst Sequels – by Vincent Mento

October 11, 2018
Articles

When I saw the post for writing for The Horror Times, I though, wait could I do that, I’m not a writer, but I think why not, I mean there’s spell check, and the red lines among other colors  brighten my white page,  but I don’t want to just review something. Now, I’ve been a…

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DOA Review: Shark Lake (2015) – By Baron Craze

October 11, 2018
Film Reviews

    This review, originally posted in March of 2016 on the now defunct Rogue Cinema site, however at the time DOA Reviews didn’t exist then, but revisiting this review and the movie, clearly it’s one for the graveyard of DOA. CASE NUMBER #0023: Shark Lake was originally listed as an action thriller, then changed…

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DOA Review: 5-Headed Shark Attack (2017) – By Baron Craze

July 30, 2018
Film Reviews

Well this month, and the 30th Anniversary of Shark Week, felt it was only proper to venture down to the coast that borders one side of the DOA graveyard, to the other side there’s swamp, however not going to tell what else surrounds these wretched grounds. Hence I located another hideous creation, masking itself with…

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DOA Review: Platoon of the Dead (2009) – By Baron Craze

June 30, 2018
Film Reviews

CASE NUMBER: #108 Once more, venture down the overgrown path into the land of DOA, where wretched discoveries await, the movies so dreadful that even the rescue squads couldn’t aid in recovery. This month’s its Platoon of the Dead written and directed by John Bowker (the last movie he directed) , a low-budget zombie film, which forgot…

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DOA Review: 12/12/12 (2012) – By Baron Craze

June 29, 2018
Archived Reviews

CASE NUMBER #012 Covered in the heavy undergrowth within the grounds now known as the DOA Reviews, with your grave-keeper I, Baron, we discovered a rarity, a Blu-ray release from the maestros of low-budget horror The Asylum films, and one of their many apocalyptic films, called 12/12/12.  The movie, released 5-years ago this year on…

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DOA Review: Zombie Island Massacre (1984) – By Baron Craze

May 28, 2018
Film Reviews

CASE NUMBER: #107 First, technically no zombies exist in the overall concept of the film, I know it says zombie and massacre, these words merely used out of context, for example while the movie shows one undead creature its quickly disposed of thereby ending the attack. The zombie in this flick relates to the voodoo…

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