Tag: Sharks

DOA: Psycho Shark (2009) – By Baron Craze

August 29, 2024
Film Reviews

CHOMPFEST 2024 CASE NUMBER #100 This is a movie I like to use that noun very loosely when describing this outrageous smelly carcass laying on the shores of the DOA graveyard it could not manage to flounder itself into an open grave. It officially lacks any semblance of what a movie is, a series of…

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Capsized: Blood In the Water (2019) – By Baron Craze

August 27, 2024
Film Reviews

Chompfest 2024 In 2019 the Discovery channel decided it was time to do something new to celebrate their 31st shark week, and hence an original television movie was the final decision of Howard Swartz, Discovery’s senior vice president of production and development. Hence, instead of having narration about just sharks they used the real-life survival…

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The Meg (2018) – By Baron Craze

August 30, 2023
Film Reviews

CHOMPFEST 2023 Before diving too far into this review of The Meg one needs to swim through the backstory there’s quite a bit to uncover and discover about this film, first it was never intended to be on the same level as Jaws nor does it have the tension building sequences in The Shallows or…

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Blood Bite (2020) – By Baron Craze

August 25, 2023
Film Reviews

Chompfest 2023 Here is the first entry into The Horror Times 2023 Chompfest, our version of Shark Week, but let’s say this fest lost its teeth and decided to keep everything very weak. In a time of the year where numerous shark movies begin surfacing and looking to exploit fears of swimmers and terrorize dynamic…

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DOA REVIEW: Virus Shark (2021) – By Baron Craze

January 10, 2023
Film Reviews

  CASE NUMBER #0045 For those unaware of DOA existence, everyone states they have seen the worst movie, never really defining that at all, but with a shrug and say, “I didn’t like it,” sorry but that is not a valid argument. Here, I provide that reasoning is fully explored, what made the movie a…

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Deep Blue Sea (1999) – By Creepy Crazy Cathy

November 12, 2022
Film Reviews

Baron asked me to write a review on a shark movie since he’s having a series of shark themed reviews, so I chose Deep Blue Sea from 1999. I first saw the film in the theater when it was released and then a few times on my TV or Blu-ray. As you may know I…

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Swim (2021) – By Baron Craze

October 12, 2022
Film Reviews

Part of The Horror Times “SHARK WEEK MADNESS” As many can perceive the summer season is filled of shark invested waters, after all it is their home, but for horror fans it’s another wave of animal attack flicks, none ever achieve the popularity nor the longevity of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws [1975]; although The Meg [2018]…

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Toxic Shark (2017) – By Baron Craze

August 17, 2022
Television Reviews

Ever since Jaws [1975], countless shark movies increases like a feeding frenzy in chum filled waters, that scary dorsal fin rises up piercing the surface, all knowing just under is an apex predator listening for sounds of panic and sensing the blood its rows of razor sharp teeth prepare to saw, tear, and rip into…

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Great White (2021) – By Baron Craze

September 23, 2021
Film Reviews

When it comes the predators found in the aquatic world, there’s a few that instill such fear in people as the Great White, though honestly an Orca or Giant Squid (Humboldt Squid), and most horror flicks use the Great White as its prime adversary, likely due to Steven Spielberg’s Jaws [1975]. The beast has barely…

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DOA Review: Attack of the Jurassic Shark (2012) – By Baron Craze

June 30, 2020
Film Reviews

  CASE NUMBER #005: As one can now figure this column DOA – Dead on Arrival films that one needs not to waste their time with as this reviewer, sacrifices their time, mind, and vision to the agony in this flick. It’s known that I adore the horror genre, a Horror Historian, however some movies…

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