Tag: DOA Review

DOA: Psycho Shark (2009) – By Baron Craze

August 29, 2024
Film Reviews

CHOMPFEST 2024 CASE NUMBER #100 This is a movie I like to use that noun very loosely when describing this outrageous smelly carcass laying on the shores of the DOA graveyard it could not manage to flounder itself into an open grave. It officially lacks any semblance of what a movie is, a series of…

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DOA REVIEW: Virus Shark (2021) – By Baron Craze

January 10, 2023
Film Reviews

  CASE NUMBER #0045 For those unaware of DOA existence, everyone states they have seen the worst movie, never really defining that at all, but with a shrug and say, “I didn’t like it,” sorry but that is not a valid argument. Here, I provide that reasoning is fully explored, what made the movie a…

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DOA: Reel Horror (1985) – By Baron Craze

July 29, 2021
Film Reviews

  CASE NUMBER #0039 Often a person ventures to a graveyard to seek either closure or to have a fond remembrance, though there’s other reasons always, however here is the infamous DOA cemetery, a land of regret and willful moans of WTF. These movies are truly answering the age-old-question, what is the worst film ever,…

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DOA Review: Ring of Terror (1961) – By Baron Craze

July 3, 2021
Film Reviews

CASE NUMBER #0015 Once again, trudging through the deep sludge of the forgotten horrors, I stumble upon an unmarked grave from 1961, entitled Ring of Terror, after watching this timewaster I honestly was unsure if I would even bother reviewing, but I needed to warn others of this impending doom from the files of DOA….

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DOA Review: Walking Dead in the West (2013) – By Baron Craze

May 31, 2021
Film Reviews

  Sometimes when strolling through this vast wasteland, seeing that broken down ambulance sitting by the gates one’s never sure what they’ll find locating marked and unmarked film grave sites, however when one sees a tumbleweed rolling by, must give it a chase, hence finding this wretched mess. This by no means is this a…

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DOA Review: Predatory Instinct (2011) – By Baron Craze

April 30, 2021
Film Reviews

CASE NUMBER #0006 Once again, it is time to trudge into the muck of films unable to make it to the ER for rescuing before their untimely demise, so bad they rotted out the ambulance and now overgrown by nature, forgotten by many, especially the horror fans. Yes, DOA uncovering the worst of the worst,…

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DOA Review: Dead Walkers: Rise of the 4th Reich (2013) – By Baron Craze

March 28, 2021
Film Reviews

  CASE NUMBER #0019 Yes, the 19th grave has been exposed in the DOA, another examination of a wretched film herein making it a case for inclusion in this desperate landscape as these reviews become more of an autopsy than anything else, exposing the corpse of a film and understanding what ruined it and ultimately causing…

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DOA Review: Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013) – By Baron Craze

February 27, 2021
Film Reviews

    CASE NUMBER #018 The resurrection of a nightmare film, perhaps, but the latest addition into the monthly column known as DOA Reviews, the film so bad in the horror genre, that this reviewer, took his time so that you, the fans, can save your vision and mind for something much better. Like what…

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DOA Review The Lock In (2014) – By Baron Craze

January 19, 2021
Film Reviews

    DOA Case #0020 The latest exhumed grave reveals an odd autopsy of the first Christian horror movie from a distributor called Holy Moly Pictures, but it considers their movie a found footage film, except that it clearly contains edits, special effects (sort-of) and audio enhancements. Most of the movie occurs during a “lock…

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DOA Review The Amazing Bulk [2012] – By Baron Craze

December 13, 2020
Film Reviews

    CASE NUMBER #0022: Sometimes in the DOA graveyard one comes across a bizarre film associated with the genre of horror, and that is fantasy, this trinket contains no value in either cinematic visionary conceptual design or in the effort to waste time viewing the hot mess still thoroughly wretched as from the first…

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