Category: Film Reviews

The Meg (2018) – By Baron Craze

CHOMPFEST 2023 Before diving too far into this review of The Meg one needs to swim through the backstory there’s quite a bit to uncover and discover about this film, first it was never intended to be on the same level as Jaws nor does it have the tension building sequences in The Shallows or…


2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) – By Baron Craze

CHOMPFEST 2023 This movie is horrendously atrocious, and very little saves it from becoming one our infamous ‘DOA Reviewed’ films, and that salvation is the form of using a rarity in nature showcased in the film, yes, the two heads. That concept is based from the principle of a 2-headed animal which is called polycephaly…


Megalodon (2018) – By Baron Craze

CHOMPFEST 2023 Let’s understand why this movie isn’t in the dreaded land of DOA cemetery, it’s because while comparing it to the other marked graves it doesn’t reek to their rotting corpse level. Thereby recalling some of the dredge of shark movies that lay dormant Attack of the Jurassic Shark [2012], Raiders of the Lost…


Bottom Feeder (2007) – By Baron Craze

B-movies hold a substantial place in cinema, especially when it comes to the horror genre many of them are made on extremely small budgets and have a wide varied spectrum of entertainment. The scope can be defined by when and where these movies air, for example, if a movie is on basic cable, you can…


Bait (2012) – By Baron Craze

CHOMPFEST 2023 (NSFW photos warning) Bait swam a very long way to get to become a finished film, during the journey which at one point had the talented well-diverse director Russell Mulcahy, attached to the project however due to scheduling conflicts with the Teen Wolf series he was unable to commit. But before we can…


The Black Demon (2023) – By Baron Craze

Chompfest 2023 It was inevitable that supersized sharks would devour the screens large and small, in fact as of August 2023 17-films feature this monster shark in the storyline, the worst was Jurassic Shark [2012] and closely behind Raiders of the Lost Shark [2015], but after The Meg [2018] the formula changed from centralized nature…


Blood Bite (2020) – By Baron Craze

Chompfest 2023 Here is the first entry into The Horror Times 2023 Chompfest, our version of Shark Week, but let’s say this fest lost its teeth and decided to keep everything very weak. In a time of the year where numerous shark movies begin surfacing and looking to exploit fears of swimmers and terrorize dynamic…


The Redeemer: Son of Satan! (1978) – By Baron Craze

This movie to some has been deemed lost however that is perhaps the incorrect terminology to use, it’s more of a forgotten and obscure film, with some vivid artwork, that most fans never knew of its existence, and while it’s a complete story there are many aspects that the ‘woke’ culture won’t like and some…


From a Whisper to a Scream (1987) – By Baron Craze

I feel anthology stories will always be a part of the horror genre for example one of the first was Dead of Night [1945], by the 60s the gain more popularity with such classics as Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors [1965] and Spirits Of the Dead [1968] a trend that extended into the 70s with…


What the Waters Left Behind: Scars (2022) – By Baron Craze

  Back in 2017, director Nicolas Onetti made his debut with a feature called What the Waters Left Behind spent in the aftermath of nature reclaiming the town Epecuén, Argentina through a massive flash flood in 1985, since the area has remained abandoned (appearing very apocalyptic) with parts still submerged; talk production values, the location speaks…