Tag: Bad Movie

DOA: Psycho Shark (2009) – By Baron Craze

August 29, 2024
Film Reviews

CHOMPFEST 2024 CASE NUMBER #100 This is a movie I like to use that noun very loosely when describing this outrageous smelly carcass laying on the shores of the DOA graveyard it could not manage to flounder itself into an open grave. It officially lacks any semblance of what a movie is, a series of…

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Up From the Depths (1979) – By Baron Craze

August 25, 2024
Film Reviews

CHOMPFEST 2024 After the incredible success of the Steven Spielberg’s Jaws [1975] the animals attack (aka: nature’s revenge/environmental horror) began appearing in every facet all for the b-movie market where low budgets reigned supreme and so bizarre storylines were in abundance. There was no shortage of films even if one limits themselves to the sea-fearing…

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Ghostbusters II (1989) – By Creepy Crazy Cathy (3C)

June 30, 2024
Film Reviews

I was asked to review the sequels of the Ghostbusters’ movies from both Baron and the owner of The Horror Times. Of course, Baron reviewed the original film from 1984 which is the best of them all. So, I guess it was my chance to take on the franchise, here goes Ghostbusters II was released…

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DOA Review: Walking Dead in the West (2013) – By Baron Craze

May 31, 2021
Film Reviews

  Sometimes when strolling through this vast wasteland, seeing that broken down ambulance sitting by the gates one’s never sure what they’ll find locating marked and unmarked film grave sites, however when one sees a tumbleweed rolling by, must give it a chase, hence finding this wretched mess. This by no means is this a…

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DOA Review: Predatory Instinct (2011) – By Baron Craze

April 30, 2021
Film Reviews

CASE NUMBER #0006 Once again, it is time to trudge into the muck of films unable to make it to the ER for rescuing before their untimely demise, so bad they rotted out the ambulance and now overgrown by nature, forgotten by many, especially the horror fans. Yes, DOA uncovering the worst of the worst,…

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DOA Review: Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013) – By Baron Craze

February 27, 2021
Film Reviews

    CASE NUMBER #018 The resurrection of a nightmare film, perhaps, but the latest addition into the monthly column known as DOA Reviews, the film so bad in the horror genre, that this reviewer, took his time so that you, the fans, can save your vision and mind for something much better. Like what…

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DOA Review The Amazing Bulk [2012] – By Baron Craze

December 13, 2020
Film Reviews

    CASE NUMBER #0022: Sometimes in the DOA graveyard one comes across a bizarre film associated with the genre of horror, and that is fantasy, this trinket contains no value in either cinematic visionary conceptual design or in the effort to waste time viewing the hot mess still thoroughly wretched as from the first…

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DOA Review: Dracula Reborn (2015) – By Baron Craze

October 2, 2020
Film Reviews

CASE NUMBER #024: First, and unbelievably true that Dracula Reborn [2015] is not the worst of the worst, the column of DOA already proven that fact time and time again, nor is it the most atrocious vampire flick, that goes to Sorority House Vampires [1998] however, this pitiful movie begs for a stake in the…

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DOA Review: Little Red Riding Hood (2016) – By Baron Craze

July 31, 2020
Film Reviews

    CASE NUMBER #128:   Once again, time to return the land DOA reviews, wretched horror films, that sadly haunt the genre, this time a venture into folk tales, named Little Red Riding Hood, a story whose history and origins traces back to the 10th century with several connections throughout Europe, however known from…

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Queen Crab (2015) – By Baron Craze

December 31, 2019
Archived Reviews

WildEye Releasing, the mavericks of the sci-fi and horror genres, unleashes Queen Crab upon humanity, to the delight of no to low-budget filmmakers everywhere, as Brett Piper helmed with a complete insane production. Piper’s exploits though new to many, still have conquered many with tales of woe such as, Arachnia (2003) and of the legendary…

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